My day

So My Day:

Flew into Burbank
Stole a Yahoo Exec's limo (1)
Showed up at the Yahoo Pasadena office which promptly caught fire (2)
Threatened a security officer with a sound beating (3)

1: No, seriously. Sunday night I call a service to have a car waiting for me, as I exit the terminal there's someone waiting with a sign that reads "Yahoo!". "That's me!" I cry, we introduce ourselves and he leads me to the car. A very long car. A Stretch limosine. "No way this is for me" I think to myself as I happily jump in the car. About halfway to the hotel the driver gets a call, he'd left a Y! exec sitting on the sidewalk waiting for his car. Eventually said exec grabbed a Cab (rather than waiting for another car).. While I cruised through Burbank drinking his vodka. (Thanks unknown bigwig!)

2: No, Seriously. As soon as I got to the proper floor the alarms went off. No idea where the fire was, but there was a two engine callout with paramedic response. Didnt evac the building but the floor "safety attendants" were going nuts.

3: No, seriously. Dumb jock wannabe gave me grief about giving me badge access. I'm tired, kinda drunk, just stole a limo and set a 7 story building on fire: Do not fuck with me.